The bruise appeared yesterday from my Sunday spill down the stairs. It�s not purple, it�s black as pitch. There are two of them at the top of the crack of my ass and it�s starting to really hurt after sitting for long periods of time. I bought Buffy Season 6 on Tuesday and the first few episodes really left a bad taste in my mouth. Buffy is bitter from being yanked out of heaven and Willow is starting her decent into Dark Willow. It�s getting better now that I�m on the 4th disc. Anya is one of my favorite characters as she seems to be the comic relief. I�m pretty sure this is the season when Tara gets shot and I�m waiting for that episode because I know it�s going to really piss me off. Once More With Feeling was cool but a little on the odd side, it that really Sarah singing? She�s the only one they didn�t show in the behind the scenes in the recording studio. I�m loving the 3 nerdy boys and Jonathon has always been a favorite for me.
There was a BBQ on Wednesday and I had lunch with a couple of the girls and the guy whose dick I really want to see. I know that sounds strange but there�s a rumor that it�s like a couple of soup cans. Mike and Joe were like that and I just want to see if it�s true. Don�t get me wrong I�m no size queen. I�ve always had a little crush on him but like Rad Rod, he�s a sports freak and listens to AM sports stations all day. I feel sorry for the girl that snags that piece of meat. Yesterday I came home to find a car full of boys parked next to my spot. I say boys because they were fresh out of high school senior boys. It sure gave ridding in cars with boys a whole new meaning I�ll tell you that. It�s funny that in my younger days I was always attracted to older men and now I seem to be the opposite, though now that young. I�m really not that purvey guy that you see in the porn stores on Colfax looking through Freshmen.
Once again I�m writing instead of cleaning up for tomorrow�s festivities. I�m having a BBQ and I hope to God it doesn�t rain. The usual suspects will be over to enjoy charred flesh or cattle and swine. I need to clean out DIVA!�s cage and wash up her towel and sheet liners. I also need to clean off the kitchen table as well as the kitchen itself. Speaking of DIVA! she was so cute the other day. I was laying on the couch the afternoon of the fall and just listening to the radio and waiting for Tammy to come over. She came over to the couch and got up on my arm, put one leg up and fell asleep. She�s really cute when she wants to be. She starting to turn into my little alarm, which is a good thing. She starts squawking when I come to the door now and I hope she continues to do it when someone else comes to the door.
Chew on that!