We are porno stars
Sucking big cigars
We are the pop stars, we cannot play guitars
Back From Mars � Aqua

I spent the day with my ex yesterday and it was a little strange. All I could think about was kissing him. I felt weird because we�re not together anymore so why should I even want to kiss him, we did break up for a reason. I�m talking, of course, about the big J from Puerto Rico. Most of the day was spent in the Mills Mall walking from store to store. While I was waiting outside a store for him I ran into another ex, yes it is a small world. We�d been talking about him and I guess that was enough to make him appear to me. Hank walked over to say hello to me and asked how I was and gave me his card to �call him sometime.� I don�t think so, thankyouverymuch! He said, �I don�t see a ring on your finger so you must still be single and loving it.� I really just wanted him to leave so I just nodded and after a few pleasantries were exchanged he said, �I�d ask you to join us but�� and just nodded his head as if to say he and his roommate were finally together.

So after much shopping and looking I called Christi to see if she wanted to meet the big J but I had a feeling it wasn�t going to happen. We went back to my place and he downloaded some songs from my collection and we started talking about the past. He asked me if I was afraid of him as I was keeping my distance. I was honest, as I can be sometimes, and I just said that I kept wanting to kiss him but I thought it was wrong so I would just back off. Somewhere around that time I became leather Daddy porn star and before I knew it he was on his knees in front of me. I won�t get into detail but let�s just say I have come to the realization that I�ve watched too much porn in my lifetime and it all came out in that moment in time with him. He said he was really turned on and I must admit I�ve never been so turned on in my entire life! It was the best bj I�d ever had and I couldn�t believe the things that were spilling out of my mouth. Didn�t I just say I wasn�t going to go into details?

Today Tammy and I finally got tickets for Harry Potter. We ended up going to the theatre last night and getting them for 1 this afternoon on the IMAX� screen! I�ve heard the chatter from people who�ve seen it saying that this director doesn�t follow the book as much as the others did and there were additions but I�ll have to save judgment until later. Tammy got us passes to see The Stepford Wives, so we�ll be back in the same theatre tomorrow night. I swear I feel like I need another day off to recoup from my busy weekend!

Chew on that!

Quagmire Jan 1999 � Aug 2003


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